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$00pah NiN10Doh! $00pah NiN10Doh!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Ukay

Maybe just me but besides the duck hunt part and the good animation I did not find this that funny. Good just not worthy of top spot. The pokemon/animal porn was a let down. That is sick how people find looking at animals as sexy and they want to have sex with them. I give 8 as the score. I don't vote so your score will still be the same.

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Apple vs Microsoft Apple vs Microsoft

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Hah hah

Macs rule! 100% agree. Windows are good too, but I think macs are a bit better because it crashes less. To be honest, my mac has never crashed once yet and I had it for a year! Now I'm not going to put windows gets viruses easier as a benefit for a mac since though it is true, most viruses come from people that try to illegally download free stuff (which more likely has viruses) or visit porn sites that also have them. I don't get any viruses with my windows computer and I don't even have a anitivirus program! Yes, I have both macs and windows.

Now to the previous reviewer. Seriously, your kidding right? Hahah. Video games. Wha Your kidding! Video games? How old are you? You must be joking. For lazy bums who thinks video games are life than I understand your position partially. If you didn't notice, macs have "virtual pc" which allows you to run both windows software and mac software. A 2 in one deal! Cost a bit of money, but seriously it's still a good deal to have 2 operating systems in 1 computer. Next thing is the imac. It doesn't even have a tower! It is just a monitor and keyboard! And it can run up to 2.8 ghz (possibly more).

Now there are a lot more good things about macs. Don't get the impression I think macs rule and windows suck. I like both of them, but macs a bit more. As for the flash. Decent job. 7 stars



Spittin' Narcissism Spittin' Narcissism

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Haha

Awesome streetfighter stuff. America calls him vega right but m bison in japan? I love how you used the classical sf2 style. Why does he jump on a elephant? Some nonsense stuff makes it funny. Who knew vega could do akuma 3 level super and on 2 guys simultaneously! Vega is very fast, but I still like ken masters the best. Fear the invincible dragon punch. Nice song. Singer is a bit cocky but fit well with flash. See yah.


Recent Game Reviews


Age of War Age of War

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Beating impossible

Don't evolve until you get to the stage where your club men are going against the enemies evolution stage of marines/knifeman/tank. You will have a lot of money by then cause cave man are so cheap.

Build many as fast as you can around 10-15 paces from your fortress as quickly as possible. The cave men (the club ones worth 15 bucks) will overlap giving a devastating blow. Think 8 club swings at once which can kill a knight...neh even a knight on his horse instantly. Make sure you stack up on a lot of club men before the archers and the rifle men (in the next evolve stage) get within projectile distance of your tower defense. I start with the egg thrower and slowly add turret spots. Add more turrets later and this just gets easier.

In the next evolve stage where the marines come in, unfortunately the cave man strategy doesn't work because the marine shoots once killing like 4 cave men at once. You will have to evolve now and if you did it right you should already have enough money to upgrade your turrets and mass buy men. Continue this strategy and use your specials as soon as you can. Remember that the enemy can only attack one man at a time so if your men overlap and some tank shoots you only 1 guy dies. Hint Hint. Those stupid marines with them machine guns are evil!

However you can probably beat the game before the marines even come. I never tried it cause I wanted more money! I basically had like 3/4 of the screen full of cave men and even with the enemy shooting those powerful cannons that blow up into many chunks which hurt your guys, you will slowly still advance. The game will unfortunately lag terribly. Hope this helps you guys.

Neat game. I agree with the other reviews. More evolution stages would be better. Also maybe a special that allows you to create cave men at a even faster speed. XD . Who knew the oldest age could be so superior. See yah.


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Newgrounds Rumble Newgrounds Rumble

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

For a flash very good

Well for a flash very good graphics so a 10. The style...hmm. One thing to get straight. This is just my opinion so if ppl are offended well too bad. Haha.

So the game is okay. Just okay??? What #1 flash on portal? Well I would have liked to watch a flash movie then play this game. The game is fun for a bit but way too easy. I am not fond of button mashers. SSB though ppl will disagree with me is a BUTTON MASHER. Have you guys every played the classics like Marvel vs capcom 2, Capcom vs SNK 2? Those games take more skill. Guilty gear XX is also another difficult game to master. Sure yes the evil keyboard which isn't the best for fighters. Probably why you made it a simple beat em up. Now I'm not saying its a bad beat em up game. You did a great job on that. Not my style and again my opinion. I know 90% of the ppl will disagree with me but this is MY review. I don't make reviews based on what other ppl think. I really want a more original game. Too many of these mindless beat em ups. However for the good parts, items! TY for putting items in when playing a 3 vs 1 match. The not so cool. What's with pico and his uzi. That's a uber cheap weapon. I give humor a 3 because that alien hominid dude was funny to watch when he did his attacks.

So in short this game does deserve to be in the top 50 flash on NG but not # 1. Put a "Parry" feature in your next game and possibly counter moves and much better air combos. Also more interesting controls like moving the arrows in a certain combination like a hadouken or tiger uppercut. Since most use a key board make it down forward motion for hadouken and forward down forward for uppercut specials. XD. Everyone loves them air combos. See yah


NegativeONE responds:

There is a parry, but only when you're airborne. Could you link me to this throng of brawlers you're talking about? It's a desperately underrepresented genre, to the point where people don't know what a brawler is unless you use Super Smash Bros in the same sentence.

Recent Audio Reviews


krachmaninoff-a rainy day krachmaninoff-a rainy day

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Song

Why does not many people like to review this song? That's easy. Majority like electronic music here. A refreshing song to here. This is not a new beat. Unoriginal. Vocals off tune at some points. New lyrics yes. The only new thing here. I don't care though. Nice to listen to something unoriginal but not electronic.

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2nd Storm(Newgrounds cut) 2nd Storm(Newgrounds cut)

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Not bad

Someone that is bang on in his review. devasionrecords review is so true. On ng this may be one of the top songs. Leaving NG land, this song would be at the bottom. Same goes for your gravity song. Not being mean. Just stating the facts. No originality in this song or the gravity one.. Your lead instrument in the quiet parts sound so random and not well constructed. I like the pad sounds. I don't vote so it is not me lowering your score!

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EOT responds:

Yeah, I know. When I f.eks like listen to "nitrous oxide", "gouriella" and "flutlich", I'm like, wow! My songs can't even be compared to the pro songs, but somewhere I'll need to start, right?:P


.Aspiration. [Trance] .Aspiration. [Trance]

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I think there is something unknown here.

I don't think you know what original means from your response to g4ebguyGT review.

Not trying to be mean. I'm just saying. Not my type of music but it was decent. I don't vote so your score won't drop okay?

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b0b3rt responds:

Original.. as in, it's not a remix or a remake of anything. There's a very limited number of chord progressions, so some are obviously going to get used multiple times.