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Age of War Age of War

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Beating impossible

Don't evolve until you get to the stage where your club men are going against the enemies evolution stage of marines/knifeman/tank. You will have a lot of money by then cause cave man are so cheap.

Build many as fast as you can around 10-15 paces from your fortress as quickly as possible. The cave men (the club ones worth 15 bucks) will overlap giving a devastating blow. Think 8 club swings at once which can kill a knight...neh even a knight on his horse instantly. Make sure you stack up on a lot of club men before the archers and the rifle men (in the next evolve stage) get within projectile distance of your tower defense. I start with the egg thrower and slowly add turret spots. Add more turrets later and this just gets easier.

In the next evolve stage where the marines come in, unfortunately the cave man strategy doesn't work because the marine shoots once killing like 4 cave men at once. You will have to evolve now and if you did it right you should already have enough money to upgrade your turrets and mass buy men. Continue this strategy and use your specials as soon as you can. Remember that the enemy can only attack one man at a time so if your men overlap and some tank shoots you only 1 guy dies. Hint Hint. Those stupid marines with them machine guns are evil!

However you can probably beat the game before the marines even come. I never tried it cause I wanted more money! I basically had like 3/4 of the screen full of cave men and even with the enemy shooting those powerful cannons that blow up into many chunks which hurt your guys, you will slowly still advance. The game will unfortunately lag terribly. Hope this helps you guys.

Neat game. I agree with the other reviews. More evolution stages would be better. Also maybe a special that allows you to create cave men at a even faster speed. XD . Who knew the oldest age could be so superior. See yah.


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Newgrounds Rumble Newgrounds Rumble

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

For a flash very good

Well for a flash very good graphics so a 10. The style...hmm. One thing to get straight. This is just my opinion so if ppl are offended well too bad. Haha.

So the game is okay. Just okay??? What #1 flash on portal? Well I would have liked to watch a flash movie then play this game. The game is fun for a bit but way too easy. I am not fond of button mashers. SSB though ppl will disagree with me is a BUTTON MASHER. Have you guys every played the classics like Marvel vs capcom 2, Capcom vs SNK 2? Those games take more skill. Guilty gear XX is also another difficult game to master. Sure yes the evil keyboard which isn't the best for fighters. Probably why you made it a simple beat em up. Now I'm not saying its a bad beat em up game. You did a great job on that. Not my style and again my opinion. I know 90% of the ppl will disagree with me but this is MY review. I don't make reviews based on what other ppl think. I really want a more original game. Too many of these mindless beat em ups. However for the good parts, items! TY for putting items in when playing a 3 vs 1 match. The not so cool. What's with pico and his uzi. That's a uber cheap weapon. I give humor a 3 because that alien hominid dude was funny to watch when he did his attacks.

So in short this game does deserve to be in the top 50 flash on NG but not # 1. Put a "Parry" feature in your next game and possibly counter moves and much better air combos. Also more interesting controls like moving the arrows in a certain combination like a hadouken or tiger uppercut. Since most use a key board make it down forward motion for hadouken and forward down forward for uppercut specials. XD. Everyone loves them air combos. See yah


NegativeONE responds:

There is a parry, but only when you're airborne. Could you link me to this throng of brawlers you're talking about? It's a desperately underrepresented genre, to the point where people don't know what a brawler is unless you use Super Smash Bros in the same sentence.